Dear Fairy Godmother:

I hate shopping for jeans.
1. I don't have time.
2. I don't have money.
3. My self-esteem can't always take it.

With that in mind, could you just deliver some cute, not crazy-expensive, stylish jeans that make my butt look good?

Thanks. I appreciate your help.

With love,
Melissa

p.s. I also need a new flat iron. Since you'll be in the area...