Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Some Suggestions

A few thoughts for all the married male waiters out there.

1. WEAR YOUR WEDDING RING!!!!

2. Don't flirt with me to try to get a bigger tip. When I find out you're married because you slip and mention your wife I'm just going to be annoyed and leave nothing.

3. Your teeth were ugly anyway.

That is all.

3 comments:

Jodi said...

Go not in.

Katie Houston said...

I second that emotion. Good grief.

Tessa said...

Hahaha where was this??? And why wasn't I there!